[The camera turns on, and as you can clearly see, there is Falkner, and apparently, Miltank in the background. And Pidgeotto is currently conversing with the Miltank. Naturally, this obviously has something to do with them.]...Two things. One, for every five empty bottles you bring us, we will give you one free bottle of Moo Moo Milk. Trade and ( Read more... )

[Ah, Falkner. Hasn't learned his lesson, has he? Nope! The video turns on to darkness, but in three... two... one...]

BZZT

OUCH! DAMN THING!

[Falkner sounds back to normal... of course, people who know him well will sense a bit of... dullness in his voice. It's grabbed, and thrown across the room, where it hits a wall and opens to Chocobos ( Read more... )

[The feed turns on the table, as Falkner seems to be in the Chocobo apartment. Where is this? Probably where a large line of feathers seems to be. Chocobo brought him here, so he's currently helping to take care of the birds. Which means, indeed, feeding them. Which he's currently doing and giving you a nice look at his assOf course, you may notice ( Read more... )